1.In These Shoes
i once met a man with a sense of adventure
He was dressed to trill
Wherever he went he said
'let's make love on a mountain top
Under the stars, on a big hard rock'
I said, 'in these shoes？ what is this, the peace corps？'
I said, 'honey, let's do it here'
So we're sitting at a bar in guadalajara
In walks a guy with a faraway look in his eyes
He says, 'i got a powerful horse outside
Climb on the back, i'll take you for a ride
I know a little place
We can get there 'fore the break of day'
I said 'in these shoes？
No way jose'
I said 'honey, let's stay right here
No le guta caminar
No puede montar a caballo
Como se puede bailar
Es un escandalo
Then i met an englishman
'oh,' he said, 'are you american？'
'won't you walk up and down on my spine
It makes me feel strangely alive'
I said, 'in these shoes？
Oh, i doubt you'd survive'
I said, 'honey, let's do it'
No le gusta caminar
No puede montar a caballo
Como se puede bailar
Es un escandalo
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